BBQ chip bandits busted in Canada, according to unintentionally hilarious local TV news report

"They were very specific, and hard-to-obtain, barbecue chips." That's how police in Saanich, Victoria, British Columbia, described a bag of potato chips stolen by two drunk university students from a garage in a crime that Vancouver Island's CTV spent more than three minutes soberly reporting last month. A video of the Onion-like segment posted on [...]